Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I want her autograph on my taint
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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