But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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