the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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