Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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