Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
why didn't you poke me back
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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