So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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