so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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