Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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