Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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