You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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