Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i dont even know how to be here
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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