I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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