guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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