Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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