Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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