so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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