i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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