All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
