UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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