I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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