I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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