Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I supernannyed him into submission
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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