What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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