butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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