And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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