Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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