She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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