I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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