This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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