all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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