Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
false alarm. still invincible.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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