he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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