you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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