Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Randomize
