He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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