Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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