I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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