do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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