Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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