winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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