they need to just BURY HIM!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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