is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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