I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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