so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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