Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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