I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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