So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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