there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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