How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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