best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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