ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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