It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
