Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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