There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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