Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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