quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Are we still banned from the library?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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