i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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