Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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