her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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