Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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